Woodwurk Records' brand new 12” ’Toilet Breaks’ enters the scene in the wake of the insanely popular ‘Porta Bill’ and ‘Disc Jock’ scratch 7”s. The raddest, rudest record in the racks, ’Toilet Breaks’ brings toilet humour to your turntables!
Combining and improving upon the best samples from the ‘Porta Bill’ and ‘Disc Jock’ 7”s, each side contains 10 regular speed skip-proof phrases, 5 ultra-pitch phrases, full sentences, and ends with a percussive lock-groove click-track for use in turntables jams.
Pressed on light blue vinyl and mastered at the world-renowned Air Studios, this record sounds AND looks dope! Its stylistic nod to the classic GPK cards features artwork from Dusty Pixels and DJ Woody. ‘Toilet Breaks’ serves up slap-stick samples for your scratch session!
Skip Proof phrase 1
Skip Proof phrase 2
Skip Proof phrase 3
Skip Proof phrase 4
Skip Proof phrase 5
Skip Proof phrase 6
Skip Proof phrase 7
Skip Proof phrase 8
Skip Proof phrase 9
Skip Proof phrase 10
Ultra-pitch phrase 1
Ultra-pitch phrase 2
Ultra-pitch phrase 3
Ultra-pitch phrase 4
Ultra-pitch phrase 5
Full scratch sentence
Lock groove
Skip Proof phrase 1
Skip Proof phrase 2
Skip Proof phrase 3
Skip Proof phrase 4
Skip Proof phrase 5
Skip Proof phrase 6
Skip Proof phrase 7
Skip Proof phrase 8
Skip Proof phrase 9
Skip Proof phrase 10
Ultra-pitch phrase 1
Ultra-pitch phrase 2
Ultra-pitch phrase 3
Ultra-pitch phrase 4
Ultra-pitch phrase 5
Full scratch sentence
Lock groove
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